Triple the tongues ≠ triple the fun
I'm always a sucker for a novel design in sex toys since this blog would be super dull if I only reviewed toys I knew would get me off; nothing but page after page of powerful wands. I keep hoping I will find a game changer that brings my internal clit into play the way other toys just don't. Unfortunately, the 3some Holey Trinity triple tongue vibrator is not that toy.
The 3some triple tongue vibe looked promising as I pulled it out of the packaging. A long middle tongue contains a vibrator to stimulate the g-spot with two additional mini-tongues to stimulate the clit and ass. I liked that they were bringing the butt into play as well since that isn't seen in a lot of vibrators (that aren't ass-specific). The contact elements are made with lovely silicone while the handle is ABS plastic.
Switching on the little tongues after charging it up via USB I was intrigued by their circular patterns (10 options) though they were rather louder than I expected. The longer vibrator tongue had 3 steady buzzy settings plus a bunch of patterns that I enjoyed more than I normally do with patterns. Since the buzziness wasn't powerful enough to really vibrate my inner clit the variety in the patterns somehow worked.
Unfortunately the mini tongues of the 3some Holey Trinity didn't really do a whole lot for me. Placement was an issue and this is one of the toys that depends on your measurements between anus, vag canal, and external clit. I found that unless I pressed it really hard against me, I was getting pereniumlingus rather than analingus, and when I did press hard enough the little tongue just felt kinda pokey against my butthole. I'm just not as into that as one might think.
The inner tongue worked better for me but I ended up wishing it were larger so I could clench against it, and longer and could reach the really good spot in front of my cervix. I used it a bunch inside and also tried using it on my external clit, which definitely gave me more pleasure than the mini tongues could. After a few goes with the 3some Holey Trinity, the easy to hold handle became extra useful as I gave up on the mini tongues and started rocking it inside me before beginning to thrust it in and out until I achieved a squirting orgasm.
So if you're into a variety of sensations and you prefer external clit stim, the 3some Holey Trinity could be a good option for you. If you start getting a little wet every time you see a jackhammer the way I do, I wouldn't waste your time with this gimicky toy.
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Please note: The 3some Holey Trinity was generously provided to me by Betty's Toy Box in exchange for my honest review. All notes and opinions are my own.
